Having been away for a year or so for no good reason other than laziness I thought I would return with something suitably trivial.
And I happened to notice that today is…. International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so in the true spirit of the occasion here are my contributions.
”Shiver me timbers”
”Avast ye blustering bilge rat”
“Give me a million dollars and you can have your oil tanker back.”