Election - 7.25am update

So it will be a hung parliament, we know that much. The biggest story (apart from the problems with the vote itself) is the collapse in LibDem support, their overall share of the vote is about the same as last time and they are currently 5 seats down - a desperately disappointing night for them. [...]

Election - 2.45am update

Election organisers - shit. People unable to vote, polling stations running out of ballot papers, postal votes going missing.
LibDems - shit. What the hell happened to Cleggmania?
BBC coverage - shit. Andrew Neill on a boat talking to celebrities while actual results are being ignored.